Love rats, scum bags

Dear hopeful ladies,

Heads up on a few KNOWN facts about cheating men.

1) You are not the first. Even if you are...

2) You won't be the last.

3) Men like this NEVER change.

4) Even if they do, it's because they lost something (face, health, money, YOU, whatever.) that is important to them (or so they think lah..)

5) The change is temporary.

6) The change cease to exist, right at the moment you decide to give him a SECOND chance.

7) *cue music* "..Oops i did it again..I played with your heart..lalala"

8) Maybe part 4) and 5) will repeat again. It's a vicious cycle.

9) By now, you should know better. Please walk away.

"Nobody would love you, if you don't love yourself enough. If it hurts too much, sometimes it's okay to just say: I'm not a toilet bowl and i'm not taking your shit. Please Fuck Off. "

Disclaimer: It's not about me or my personal life. It's just what i think.

Kids DO say the darndest thing

I've been working in Lynn's and Yenn's Mom, Mrs. Ng's kindergarten for about 4 months now. Before teaching, i used to stay up late, wake up even later and spent time doing nothing til practices/rehearsals/training/ performances starts... so practically the days go by with me wasting half the day away.

One day, Mrs. Ng called me up and told me she needed help as she was short of staff and she would be away for a week. So i thought, "Hey, it's about time i get up off my butt and do something more productive.." So yup.. here i am, teaching, educating little kids and sometimes let them drive me nuts once in a while now.

I think they drive me nuts every single day now....

... and one of it has got to be the darndest thing they say.

Case One:

There's this one boy who kinda grew close to me. As in he never got close to any other teacher before. First day itself he was talking to me alot, asking where i come from, have i finished school and stuff...

gosh, kid acting like an adult.

Kid#1: Teacher, i like you.

Me: I like you too. Now go get a book and read :)

Kid#1: Would u be my girlfriend?

Me: *@___@* what?

Kid#2: Don't believe him, he's got 2 other girlfriends at school already!!

Kid#1: NOoo... i break up with them already!! I want you teacher...

Me: Little children shouldn't be saying things like that ok?

Kid#2: Really wan!! He really have TWO gfs!! *shows two short lil fingers in front of my face*

Me: How u know? Why u all have gfs and bfs at such young age?

Kid#2: Of course i know, he was my boyfriend and then i gave him to that two other girls!

Me: *faints*

Case two:

Kid XX: TEACHER, YY TOUCH MY KKB*!!!!

Me: What's going on? You cannot touch other people like that, it's not appropriate, u know? *tells YY*

Kid YY: No la, where got touch? i see only ma...

Me: -_____-"

*KKB is short for KuKu Bird = baby talk for male genital organs

In case u wanna know, YY is a girl..

Case three:

Girl A: Teacher, why is Girl B showing her panties to the class?

Me: Really? Did u do that? *asks Girl B*

Girl B: You wanna see? *lifts skirt*

Me: HEY! That's not nice... Boys won't respect you if you keep doing that, u know?

Girl B: Doesn't matter, i have two boyfriends already anyway :)

Me: *speechless*

omg.. talk about sl** in the making...

Case four:

A parent walked in the classroom to pay his children's school fees. The kids' father, Mr.Q is an impeccably dressed, tall and charming man who smiles at all the kids in the class. And because his daughter is in my class, he also know some of his daughter's friends as the kids like to hang out at each other's house for parties and sleepovers. So he chatted with them a bit while waiting to pay school fees.

When he left, one new girl (who has never seen Mr.Q before) stared long and hard before saying: "Mr.Q is so handsome and he smells sooo nice."

Gosh, it would sound so different if an adult talk like that about another married man. LOL

There u have it, kids say the darndest things.

Names have been omitted to protect the identity of the not-so-innocent ones.

til then.

love y'all!!

FML

Word of the day: FML

means Fuck My Life. I was enlightened by a friend about this abbreviation today. I've been curious about it ever since i saw it. This friend of mine also gave me ways to use the word.

Example:

• Today i decided to start living healthier by parking my car 200m from the office so i get a little bit of exercise walking to work. I was happy cuz i got my paycheck today. While walking back, i got robbed. My wallet, valuables and even my paycheck is gone. When i got to my car, i got a parking ticket for exceeding my parking limit. FML.
• I was about to have a most intensed, earth-shattering, mind-blowing and powerful orgasm, when my husband suddenly stopped. He asked, "what time is it?" i said it was about 2pm. Then he got off the bed, walked towards the computer and say, "My plants in my virtual farm on Farmville* is about to wither. I'll get back to u k? i love u, honey!" FML!!!
• I was holding my pee so badly, i ran into the toilet without switching on the lights. Then i didn't see the puddle, which i slipped n fell right on my ass. Not only did i bruised my ass, i peed in my pants too. FML!!!

*Farmville is an addictive Facebook game

Gosh, I was laughing so hard and it really made my day.

And i learnt a new blogging lingo today, so all in all, it's good :)

til then.

Girls just wanna have fun

Just a short and random post dedicated to every girl out there...

The internet is such a wonderful networking system... you have amazing networking sites like Facebook, Hi5, Friendster (super outdated but still, one of the first few), bla, bla bla... They are great, especially if u wanna reconnect with Ex-schoolmates, ex-colleagues, long lost friends, long lost siblings, ex-lovers and whatnots... Everyone can be easily found online, or most of it at least.

These sites are also good for meeting n making new friends. (Caution for the young and naive, be careful when u decide to meet strangers) Anyway my point is, it gets a bit irritating when u have random people who will not stop bugging you online...Random, i'm talking about really random strangers who likes how cute/sexy/slutty you look in the pictures that u post up on these sites. And will not stop bugging you until you chat with them/ add them on your page/ give any human possible respond...

And that is fucking annoying.
Don't tell me i should stop putting up my sexy/cute/slutty pictures, because hey, It's not really my fault that they find me irresistable.

To counter that, there are a few ways you can try to repel all these unnecessary attention... (and most of the time, they DO work..)

1) The Age Trick
These people would surely ask how old are you...
Tell them you are 10 or more years older than your real age, best if it's old enough to be the other person's mom/grandmother. And tell them you are fun-loving and young at heart, but you're divorced, have one kid, and looking for a ready-made husband :)

2) The Gender Trick
Tell them the picture you saw was AFTER surgery. And thank them graciously for thinking you are hot :D You can ask them back if they wanna see your severed appendage.. (this works if you are a girl)

3) This one works even better, probably the most effective of them all...
BLOCK THEM

A girl has got to know how to protect herself, cuz the only person they could trust at all times, is THEMSELVES.

ok thanks bye.. til then

mutants n superpowers

Watched X-men the other day...

Me: *drools at the topless Hugh Jackman* Oh how i wish i was that girl who shares his house...

Male Friend: why?

Me: so i get to wake up to a topless wolverine every morning :D

Male Friend: I wish i was that girl too.

Me: SEE! I always knew u had gay tendencies!!

Male Friend: No... so i can play with my boobs all day :D

Me: -__-"

A friend asked me if i were a mutant, what sort of superpowers do i wanna have?
The conversation is pretty pointless la... but since it's not gonna happen so would be kinda fun to think about... hahaha
If i had superpowers i hoped it'd be telepathy or telekinesis...

Mind reading would be kinda cool...
Moving object with your mind is even cooler... no need to lift a finger to do it... hahahaha
*slaps self for being so damn lazy*

But i guess the best would be invisibility... u know why?
i get to run around naked! no need to put on clothes!!! YAY!!

ok bye..

Now do it with me

Hmm... i don't think anybody is reading this stupid blog since i've been neglecting it for such a long time due to my non-stop ongoing workload and unavailability of internet connection during work. oh well, this is just for fun to see if anybody still reads this thing. Well i stumbled upon this in Ms.Choi's blog, so now it gives me something interesting to write about. (Talk about boring and mundane routine @_@)Leave me your name in the comment box and i will do the following:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a color I feel suits you.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST do the same for me and post this on your blog.

til then

i'm tulan with the toothfairy

omg. wisdom tooth is growing and it fc*king hurts like a bitch. been having mild fever for 3 days going on 4 now...

bitch.

boys called u sexy n u don't care what they say

hey hey! i'm back!

but sorry... pics need to be uploaded 1st.
I took a whoppin'-big-ass 500+ pics for this trip, hence, editing may require some time.

Ahem*reasons to procrastinate*ahem

anyways, had a funny convo with my mum when i was browsing through my pics on Facebook...

Mom: Wow, u can be a model lo.. (exclaiming when she saw some pics)
Me: cannot la ma, i'm so fat, compared to those sticklike models, like pig only...
Mom: No ma.. sometimes the photographer may want something different ma. *giggling*
Me: -_____-" what do u mean "something different"? means u say i fat la?
Mom: No, No, No... They may want a different image ma... like those cute babies, round n cuddly...
Me: wow, ma, thanx ar.

-_____________________________-"""""""

i know i'm not stick-thin, but i'm definitely not fat. Just a little on the curvy side. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Womanly curves are good :D

I think body image is something that many people have difficulty embracing it. It has become one of the main reasons to some very unhealthy lifestyle n eating habits. Which also contributed to the rising of eating disorders plaguing young people especially females. It is very stressful to be constantly under peer pressure that size negative zero is the best size to be in.

It took me a long way to come and accept myself n to love n respect my body the way i do now. I'm thankful that i've been through the rough patches in life to get to where i am today. oh well, it's never too late to start living for yourself, nobody but yourself. Life is too short NOT to give it our best.

Start lovin' the curves, babeh!
til then.

this post is just for the sake of pending the delay of my picture upload :D

randomness

hmm.. there are things about myself that i've come to discover, or some really close people of mine discovered n told me about them.

let's see...

I have a peculiar (i wouldn't call it bad cuz it hasn't done any harm to anybody) habit of reading messages on people's t-shirt. And when i can't figure out what the words are, I STARE. Which sometimes causes me some unnecessary attention. People checking me out checking on their t-shirt -__-" oh well, slogan tees are meant to send a message, don't they?

I chew my nails when i get nervous, alot.

I leave nailmarks on my body when i get nervous too, ALOT. yes, i'm a sado-masochist, bring on the pain, babeh!

I prefer phone calls than smses :)

I hate motorcyclist, especially those that take their lives for granted just because the government imply a rule that gives them handicap in ALL cases of accidents. Stupid motorcyclist who cuts through the left lanes, speeding rempits, hit and run, and oh-God-Forbid! snatch thieves!!! Hate them all!

oh, and those parents who carry three to four kids (without helmets) on one measly little motorbike. Call me heartless, but if u don't have enough money to get a car, why did it even cross your mind to have so many kids? And why take them all on a bike? okay enough about motorcyclist...

I show affection by sniffing on a person's shoulders. not the pervish kind ok?

oh well, unless if that person looks like Jensen Ackles :D

I'm a sucker of romance, flowers and old-school chivalry :)

hmm..4 more hours and i'm gonna be away for a vacation, whoopie!! and i'm too damn excited to go to bed...hehe

oh well, til then for now.

toodles!

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Had the most awesome time with bunch of very awesome, enthusiastic people. They are from Catholic High School, the all-girls cheerleading team. Reminds me of my forgotten days back in high school, those times getting all ready to do new stunts, thinking nothing at all but only cheer, cheer and cheer.

Sigh. I think i'm getting old.
will post pictures soon.

oh ya, just when i was about to declare my long-awaited-well-deserved holiday break.

I.VE.BEEN.BITTEN.BY.THE.FLU/FEVER/COUGH/SORETHROAT.BUG
yes, it's rainbow colour cuz my face has different colour hues when it strikes.
NOOOOOO~ i wanna a break, but not by spending it on the bed!!!!

The Big Guy up there really do have a wicked sense of humour -__-"

til then.

-

oh man, blogger always has this bad habit of fucking up my posts whenever i have the urge, or rather, already type a bigass long post.

sigh. It's already the last paper n my faith to hold on is waning. I'm already semi giving up on the stupid subject. Seriously, it's a pile of bullcrap that don't even make sense. Why am i always being subjected involuntarily into waves of nauseatic stupidity? I hate rubbish subjects. Call me arrogant and snobby i don't care. Life is too short to be wasted on stupidity, let alone spending precious time on something that u learn nothing. Irony isn't it?

I.NEED.A.FUCKING.BREAK

or a break to fuck

....

kidding.

but i do seriously need a break, and hols is coming soon. I can't wait :D
the time now is 4.37am, i'm still awake trying to cram stupid things into my head so i can give stupid answer to meet the idiot's stupid expectations.

oh em gee...
will have more happy posts, soon.

til then

happy 51st birthday Malaysia!

51 years ago, it was such an important day because the nation has finally declared independence, free from the clutches of foreign authorities. However, the importance of the meaning Merdeka, has somehow lost its significance to the nation, it became merely "another public holiday" to most younger generation.
Don't you agree?

Let's evaluate what the the country means to us, what could've been better. That we could all contribute just by changing our mindsets and standpoint, thus changing our attitude towards the country. We maybe nobody alone, but as a nation, particularly the younger generation, we are something.

So please vote k?

that historical moment

"hey, going anywhere to celebrate Merdeka?"
"yeah i have a date."
"OH REALLY, how nice! Who's Mr.Lucky?"
"Yeah, a date with the idiot box watching a sweaty crowd of Malaysians watching fireworks on national TV. Then another date with my pillow later at night cuz tomorrow still have class."
-________-"""

Yes, i have no life.

Happy Independence Day, Malaysia.

Aspiring Mrs.Oguri

yes. I've officially became a fan of this super-hot japanese heartthrob.
It was just an innocent curious intention of wanting to find out wat's-so-hot about this japanese dude Eevon had been so obsessed about. One episode of Hana Kimi and that's it. I'm hooked.

Shun Oguri* Oh gosh, <3>

I generally are more attracted guys who r a tad bit shy, has a warm smile, not loud yet is intellectual enough to engage in a mind-stimulating conversation (at least have to LOOK the part, yes i'm superficial, watever.), but at the same time is a bit mysterious. Hehehe... this guy has it all.

And hor.. i'm not as superficial as i claim i am ok?
I appreciate talent too, Shun can play any character rather convincingly. All with effortless sex appeal. (He's a natural, sometimes u can only have it if u have it :D)

Oh goodness, i've turned into a silly-idol-worship schoolgirl. Damn it, it's gonna freaking cramp my style... but who cares? hehehe

Perfect schoolboy look :D

Ee Von the Converter-who-converted-me-into-ShunOguriWorship and me were having a random convo not long ago...

Me: Hey, i got something i wanna confess to u...

EV: What?

Me: i'm sorry but i have to say this la, even if u are one of my bestest friends, i will wrestle u till the end...

EV: Huh? *confusion**panic* what are u talking about?

Me: ...if Shun Oguri were to decide who to choose if we were the only woman left in this world. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EV: -___-" i thought i said something wrong to offend u. WTF SOHAI NYERRRRR!!!!

(FYI, Sohai is an endearment between me n EV.)

Me: ok la, i don't mind sharing him with u if that really happens.

EV: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem* ok la, then fair fair la i don't mind.

Me: sure fair one, me 60, you 40 :D

EV: BABI!!! WTF!!! hahahahahahahahahaah

Ya. i know we are damn sohai. in case u wanna know watever else we did that was so sohai, u can click here.. my threesome buddy EV has post it on her blog.kthxbye.

til then

No-life is a damn good life

I BROKE MY VIRGINITY


















...in playing virtual games in the cybercafe.


hahaha.. wat were u thinking for a moment, u lil pervs?

Anyway, it all happened right after practice yesterday. I was "casually invited" to join in one of my "heng dai"s (brotherhood in cantonese) gaming sessions. Being the only girl, they decided if i wasn't interested i could go home. But i'm determined to find out what is so fun about these "stupid" online games that makes ppl go no life...(ya, that preception was before i tried it) so i went...

At first, i was a bit terrified as there were so many buttons and icon to click on. FYI, it's only WarCraft Tower Defence. (i know it's simple that's why i like it, shut up) It is very simple actually, it's a game that they made simpler out of its more complicated cousin, WarCraft DoTA. Basically, u have to build defence fortress around your territory to prevent these irritating little critters called Spawns from intruding. It's like a mass massacre carnival when the Spawns parade into your fortress.

Damn fun watching the bloodshed... hahaha *ahem* forgive my sadistic tendencies.

Anyway, the longer i play, the more i get the hang of it. And in the end, ALMOST without me knowing, i began to feel the addiction creeping into my veins. I ended up playing for more than 3 hours instead of the initial promised 1hour.

Before
Me: Ei, we play one hour only k? I very tired ar... *gives lame excuse*
Para HengDai: oklah oklah... -___-"
After
Para HengDai: Can we leave now?
Me: one more game la... pleeeeaaaaaseee~

SO yeah, u've successfully converted me into a no-life gaming addict. When's our next session? *wink*

Speaking about no-life... there are a few activities in my own opinion that i considered as NO-LIFE. Here goes...
1. Playing cyber-games- only people who have no-life would date their own computer/ XBOX/ PS/ PS2 and feeling high about it.
2. Watching drama series- be it english/ malay/ chinese/ korean/ japanese/ nigerian/ hungarian/ bulgarian etc and imagine they were the hero/ heroine in the story.
3. Watch reality TV shows and RELIGIOUSLY FOLLOW it.

oh well, i'm guilty of the three as charged. And it has never felt so good :D Seriously, life has been so damn hectic for me the past few months that i barely have enough time to sleep. Not that i'm complaining, I most definitely loved what i'm doing to death, but no-life is actually quite a charmed n relaxing life once in a while.
So well, who cares if it's no-life, it sure as hell feels like a damn good life to me :DD

Was gonna talk about something pissyfying, but i shall not ruined this feel-good, happy happy post.
so til then.

just for fun

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Meet Cotton Candy

I've commited a crime...

a very very serious one....











I'm confessing now....



















that i've officially commited a horrible one........

I don't care what u all say, but i'm standing firm with what i've done... And i'm sticking to this crime until i'm done with it. And i will commit it again when i'm over with this one.



























I've commited a fashion crime. Meet "Cotton Candy".

:)

jibbitz: Mushroom on the left and shamrock on the right

Shamrock for luck n mushroom just because they-are-oh-so-cute

hehe... they are so comfy that my feet are not bailing on me after each n every dance classes. It feels like i'm walking on clouds everytime i wear these honeys. Yes, i know many have commented it's fugly n all. But hey, it's not about the shoes, it's about who's wearing it :D

choieevon, join the club.. come to the bright side... (inside joke)

on a more bimbotic note, this is what me n kimmy discussed when i met her at cineleisure on the day i picked up these babies...

Kimmy: What are u doing here?

Me: I'm getting my new crocs today! *excited*

Kimmy: Huh? But they are so ugly... :(

Me: I already paid ma...

Kimmy: Why don't u get birkenstocks? They look better

Me: It's baby pink! :D *still very giddily excited*

Kimmy: In that case, u r forgiven... :DD

hahaha... yes, i have blonde moments too

til then

Pervy peanuts

omgwtfbbqshabushabu!!
I met with a perv.

shaking his u know wat...

on a motorcycle.

This middle-aged, dishevelled looking mutha-fucker whom i can't really identify his ethnicity (a bit chinese, a bit malay n a bit vietnamese features so i can't tell) was tailing behind me when i was on my way home. Thank goodness i was driving, so i got to observe that he was acting a bit weird by tailing so close behind me.

Then i saw he was doing "something" with his other hand while trying to balance on his bike and at the same time tail me closely. Which is kinda funny and pathetic at the same time...haha

My first instinct was to NOT drive home cuz it's pretty stupid to invite a perv to ur home. So i decided to speed up n take that idiot for a ride. At the same time i wanna see how long more he can balance with one hand on a bike while satisfying himself. Then he eventually caught up n tried to show me his peanuts by driving beside my car. I immediately turned a sharp corner into the nearest petrol station. He had no choice but left.

Sigh.. drama betul...

Kinda wished he fell off the bike n break his kukuciao. Cheebye =____="

k la.. time to sleep away the disturbing thoughts.
til then.

the triangle has three sharp angles and a pain in the butt

What do u do when ur close friend is in love with ur close friend who happens to be in love with u?

Jeng Jeng Jeng~

Today, i went out with EeVon, AhDiao n her sister,(real sisTAH ok? REAL one. *inside joke*) Michelle to Mid Valley. The sisters wanted to go for a haircut.. erm more of like a hair makeover, n with lots of pestering and huge puppy-eyed bugging by adelle, me n ee von oso sampat tagged along.

Well, actually i already wanted to do something with my head of hay for a long time but couldn't find the time. Or either, UNINSPIRED (read: lazy) to do anything to it. Since i have a bunch of friends coming, for the fun of it, why not?

And adelle had been bugging us for ages to "join the dark side"...

EeVon: hmm... i feel like doing something to my hair la...

Adelle: Cut short la.
EV: i dun want... tak sampai hati

A: Cut short nice ma.. short hair like mine :D

EV: -___-"

on other ocassions...

Me: I wanna change my look..sien adi
A: huh? Cut short la, cut short!! *jumping enthusiastic bubble*

Me: dun want la, short hair looks funny on me

A: won't wan... u shud try :D cut short!

Me: -____-"

And MANY occassions...

Me: I feel like trying XX hairstyle la... wat do u think?

A: Cut short la...
EV: hmm... not bad, can try. I feel like trying that one....

A: Cut short, cut short!

Me n EV: -_____________-" *super mata sepet look*

Then today, we have Adelle and her league member of the dark side, Michelle. Two hearts, 10,000X the power.
A: Cut short la.

M: pretty ma, hot also.. (something to that sort) *with the same enthusiatic jumping bubble*

We went to LMC, a trendy looking salon at MidValley near the cinema. The stylists and the staff were friendly and patient though we asked lots and lots of questions. (i'd give credit to that cuz i find asking a lot of questions can be irritating) So here are some pictures... well, some of it are those i risked my life taking it...

a very sporting Michelle with 2 "mock-pigtails" and a giggling Ee Von behind

A very tulan Adelle, with Jien-alike hair :D

Well... i know u've been anticipating how i'd looked like.. Apparently, i didn't exactly took picture of the process cuz i was sneezing like a bitch due to a cold i caught in the morning. So i only managed a before n after picture.

Here's a recap of how i looked BEFORE

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TAAH DAAHHH~

i present to u my shamelessly narcissistic Japanese alter-ego, Michiko.

"Konichiwa, watashi wa Michiko-san"

*poses the infamous 125* *then proceeds to vomit*

What do u think? hehe...

Til Then

yeah right...

yeah right...
just got back from vacation n there's loads to update.
now i gotta go for duty in KLpac soon, so...

til then