Drink drank drunk...

10 Things NOT To Do When You Are Pissed Drunk

1. Drive - Get a cab, only idiots drive themselves home


2. Pluck your eyebrows - u don't wanna have a unibrow, as in only one eyebrow.


3. Cut your own hair - nuff 'said


4. Call your ex and cry about how life sucks - Put that lil black book away, if u dun want that jerk to laugh about how pathetic that u can't get over him. Yes, trust me.


5. Cook on an open stove


6. Switch on your webcam - U don't want people to see your dirty lil acts, especially your boss.


7. Mass email your naked/naughty/ suggestively positioned/ artistic pictures to ALL your contacts on MSN, YM, IM... - Back off the keyboard


8. Meddle with the microwave oven.


9. Prune your mom's favourite bonsai plant.


10. Trim your dog/cat/hamster/grizzly bear's fur or nails. - you might find a bloody pulp the next morning instead of your dear pet.

Things You CAN Do When You Are Pissed Drunk

1. Sleep


2. Sleep


3. Sleep


4. Wash your face with water


5. then u sleep


6. take of your clothes UNDER YOUR COVERS


7. then sleep


8. Hug your pet, and leave the bonsai plant, your hair and your eyebrows alone.


9. and sleep


10. Just sleep

Just don't drink and drive this festive season k? Think about the people u love and those who loved u.

til then.