All the single ladies, put your hands up

Note: This is NOT a male-bashing post. Just felt inspired by some sudden liberation of the mind.

Quotes to live by for all self-loving single ladies:

• If you can't handle my worst, you definitely do not deserve my best. -Marilyn Monroe-
• I'm not settling for second best, and i'm not settling for men that settles for second best. Not picking me IS settling for second best. Have a nice life. :)
• Never live life with regrets. Life is too short for that.
• Sing like nobody's listening, dance like nobody's watching, Laugh to your heart's content, Love like you've never got your heart broken before, Live like there's no tomorrow.
• Nobody can love you more than YOURSELF.
• There's a fine line between love and a waste of time, so why not spend time on loving yourself first? Manicures and spas are good :)
• Life is also too short to waste time.
• This is ironic to the previous point, but... Good things come to those who wait. Just be patient n savour other things in life.
• Dignity, compassion and a strong mind can take u anywhere.

Lastly, here's a joke i like to share...

A man made a comment to his wife, "How can i smart man like me have such a stupid wife?"

The wife answered back with a sweet smile, "God made you smart enough to take me as your wife, and made me stupid so i would fall for a man like you!"

okay, toodles

cause if i do, it'll all be over

Found it on a friend's facebook page.

"One day when she's done trying and you are done having "fun"... You will wake up and realize that things could have been different. You've both matured and grown up now and see things differently. It will be on that day that you will wake up and realize just how much you really care about her and that she was the one. But when that day comes... she'll be waking up next to the guy that already knew."

Never do things that you might regret for the rest of your life.

I'm thankful, cause so far i have not.

And i should get my ass off Facebook before i get into serious gaming addiction. AHHHHH!!!

FML

Word of the day: FML

means Fuck My Life. I was enlightened by a friend about this abbreviation today. I've been curious about it ever since i saw it. This friend of mine also gave me ways to use the word.

Example:

• Today i decided to start living healthier by parking my car 200m from the office so i get a little bit of exercise walking to work. I was happy cuz i got my paycheck today. While walking back, i got robbed. My wallet, valuables and even my paycheck is gone. When i got to my car, i got a parking ticket for exceeding my parking limit. FML.
• I was about to have a most intensed, earth-shattering, mind-blowing and powerful orgasm, when my husband suddenly stopped. He asked, "what time is it?" i said it was about 2pm. Then he got off the bed, walked towards the computer and say, "My plants in my virtual farm on Farmville* is about to wither. I'll get back to u k? i love u, honey!" FML!!!
• I was holding my pee so badly, i ran into the toilet without switching on the lights. Then i didn't see the puddle, which i slipped n fell right on my ass. Not only did i bruised my ass, i peed in my pants too. FML!!!

*Farmville is an addictive Facebook game

Gosh, I was laughing so hard and it really made my day.

And i learnt a new blogging lingo today, so all in all, it's good :)

til then.

Blind

I was young

but I wasn’t naïve

I was helpless as you turned around to leave

And still I have the pain I had to carry

A past so deep, that even you could not bury if you tried

After all this time

I never thought we’d be here, I never thought we’d be here

When my love for you is blind

But I couldn’t make you see it, I couldn’t make you see it

That I loved you more than you’ll ever know

And part of me died

when I let you go

I would fall asleep

only in hopes of dreaming

That everything would be like it was before

But nights like this it seems are slowly fleeting

They disappear as reality is crashing through the floor

After all this time

I never thought be we’d here, I never thought we’d be here

When my love for you is blind

But I couldn’t make you see it, I couldn’t make you see it

That I loved you more than you’ll ever know

And part of me died

when I let you go

Blind

Life house

Junk food

It's okay, it's only the first day... That tomorrow would be a better day.

It's necessary to remind yourself that it's for the better when u decide to walk away from something very important.

Whenever things in life go bad, you used to be able to run into your secret place and do things that make u feel all better again. Somehow, you can't run to your secret place anymore, cause you just came to a realisation that THAT'S what hurting u most.

It sucks to know that u've been eating too much junk food. It sucks to know that the one thing that keeps you happy and functioning is the one that is not good for you. And the sole comfort that u always turn to when other things go bad somehow has to stop, cause you are gaining weight at the wrong area, adding inches down south and not being able to fit into your jeans anymore.

Time to leave behind something that is very important for a bigger purpose.

Time to eat better, time to eat more proper meals.