Backup-Plan Prior Exam for Procrastinators

Thought of The Day: I abso-fucking-lutely hate the Westlife version of Home- originally by Michael Buble!! How many times do they have to go on destroying other ppl's songs? -____-"

1 Month Prior To Exam: Go Out
Shopping, sight seeing, hanging out with other procrastinators... whatever. Look around when u are out so u get inspiration on what to write when u r dumbstruck for "tembak"-style answer during exams. Or waiting to get inspired is also good. Really.



1 Week Prior To Exam: Check If Your Exam Slip is Missing
Some (most) education institute make it compulsory for students to show their exam slips (a sheet of paper consisting ur ID, subject code etc) before taking the exam. So yeah, it's good to check. N if it's there with u, at least u know u can still go take exam. If not, time to go slip hunting.



5 Days Prior To Exam: Check If Other Procrastinators Have Started Studying
If Yes, well they're just paranoid. If No, oh well, u r still good to go. :)



4 Days Prior To Exam: Burn The Midnight Oil
Start studying, it's not too late. The Ups of staying up n study late, long hours, overnight? You get impressive eye bags n dark circles which scare the hell out of your other competitors in studies that they eventually panicked during exams because they taught u studied alot. You must play with their KIASUNESS to win them in reverse psychology :DD



2 Days Prior To Exam: Take A Break, Treat Yourself
Midnight oil-burning is exhausting. Time to take a break, treat yourself, eat n sleep as u please so u get the energy to do it all over again the next day. More over, get inspired.



1 Day Prior To Exam: Pee, Shit and Cry
Yep, Time for panicking. The above 3 action can serve as a temporary emotional release so u can go back to work. You can also spread the love to other procrastinators by proceed to pee, shit n cry with them.



30 mins Prior To Exam: Parasite
Go around to those smart people whom u've considered as nerds and too cool to mingle with. Be nice and ask them if they have tips. Shame on you, if they've decided to ignore you because u behaved badly to them before. N u're lucky if they even bother to tell u.



5 mins Prior To Exam: Say Your Last Prayers
Pray to whatever religion u r, or just pray even when u don't have one. N promise u will not repeat the same thing ever again. Which everybody even u doubt so. K, 'nuff said.



This post is dedicated to All my fellow darlings in the midst of the Exam Hustle Bustle Week.
I'm gonna go and transform into my Superhero alter-ego now...
I present to u.....

NerdGirl

kthxbye

til then.