Just a short and random post dedicated to every girl out there...
The internet is such a wonderful networking system... you have amazing networking sites like Facebook, Hi5, Friendster (super outdated but still, one of the first few), bla, bla bla... They are great, especially if u wanna reconnect with Ex-schoolmates, ex-colleagues, long lost friends, long lost siblings, ex-lovers and whatnots... Everyone can be easily found online, or most of it at least.
These sites are also good for meeting n making new friends. (Caution for the young and naive, be careful when u decide to meet strangers) Anyway my point is, it gets a bit irritating when u have random people who will not stop bugging you online...Random, i'm talking about really random strangers who likes how cute/sexy/slutty you look in the pictures that u post up on these sites. And will not stop bugging you until you chat with them/ add them on your page/ give any human possible respond...
And that is fucking annoying.
Don't tell me i should stop putting up my sexy/cute/slutty pictures, because hey, It's not really my fault that they find me irresistable.
To counter that, there are a few ways you can try to repel all these unnecessary attention... (and most of the time, they DO work..)
1) The Age Trick
These people would surely ask how old are you...
Tell them you are 10 or more years older than your real age, best if it's old enough to be the other person's mom/grandmother. And tell them you are fun-loving and young at heart, but you're divorced, have one kid, and looking for a ready-made husband :)
2) The Gender Trick
Tell them the picture you saw was AFTER surgery. And thank them graciously for thinking you are hot :D You can ask them back if they wanna see your severed appendage.. (this works if you are a girl)
3) This one works even better, probably the most effective of them all...
BLOCK THEM
A girl has got to know how to protect herself, cuz the only person they could trust at all times, is THEMSELVES.
ok thanks bye.. til then
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